Wednesday 21 April 2010

Everyone is a fucking idiot.

That's right, as far as I'm concerned you're all morons. I'm pretty crazy and I can imagine I can often be seen as deluded, but even if this is correct, I can't help it. So in my head, whoever you are, seriously you're stupid.

That wasn't aimed at anybody in particular but I do seem to be finding recently that a lot of people just don't "get stuff" that really is hideously simple. Maybe it's because of the sudden heat wave? Does the sun make people retarded? That could be a good point actually, we cook ourselves everyday under the sun as soon as it's warm to benefit ourselves towards skin cancer. Awesome.

Anyway enough ranting, I think it may because I'm tired, or maybe it's because you've got a shortage in the brain cell department, who knows.

Right, my life is slowly becoming more and more awesome. The Dancing With the Enemy tour for August is all booked up and a healthy 2 weeks long. We're getting paid silly money for each show, people are desperate to book us and even Scuzz decided they wanted to sponsor it! \m/ We now have both videos 'the fire' and 'now it's over' on constant rotation on Scuzz and another music channel called Lava TV and now with the new tour sponsor we're going to be on Scuzz even more. We've got our new lighting rig which looks seriously insane and a whole new set which surprisingly, is actually quite good. Anyway enough about the band as if you actually bothered to read this you're probably just one of my mates reading this to be nosey and already know everything I've said so far. Still doesn't mean you're not an idiot now does it.

I move into my new flat on Wednesday, that's going to be sweet as fuck, Seb (the guy I'm moving in with) seems to think that no partying will happen there, but we'll see about that....once I'm in there I expect all of you to come round and get really fucked with me and we'll talk about an array of different things, including whether fish drink water, the inventor of lava lamps and the meaning of life.

Saying about the meaning of life, I've realised recently that sub-consciously I think I've been trying to convert believers into full on Atheists. As much as this is what I am, I've never really had a lot of time for people that push their opinions onto others before, and I genuinely feel quite disgusted by it. The main reason I've found that I don't like the fact that I do this to people is that I think I'm good at it. I've come to realise over the last few months quite how good I can be at talking to people and bringing them round to my way of thinking, and it's this that I do to people who believe. I don't want to name any names but at work the other day I completely flipped some body's opinion on religion with just a few words. I would hate for somebody to do that to me.

Anyway, I've had a moan, I've had a gloat and I've tried to be serious about something. Now I'm going to make a massive cup of tea and sit on facebook picking my arsehole for all you should care.

I would like to leave you with a few things, the first is something that was promised to DWTE fans nearly a year ago now, it's the video that we shot at Progfest in Phoenix last August, it's not the final edit, we'll have that in a few days and it'll be online. It's also an old version of the song, audacity the audio, maybe it'll be worth a pound or two one day. Anyway, here it is http://www.vimeo.com/10503688 the password is 'dwte'. Please don't publish it anywhere or put it on facebook, the proper one will be up soon, I'm just showing you this as a favour for actually reading the whole of my blog. If you do post it, I'll hunt you down and cut you myself.

The second thing I'll leave you with:



It's a picture that was captured on google street view, it's an "alien" in the states somewhere. Google "alien street view" if you want, it is actually quite interesting (I read a lot about UFO stuff like this and normally alien shit is a joke but this actually seems a bit more concerning).

The last thing I want to leave you with is a statement I saw on facebook a few weeks back that really made me think:


Science will fly you to the moon, religion will fly you into buildings.

Good night you susceptible little fuckers, when you turn off your bedside lamp tonight and get out your mobile to go on facebook just before you go to sleep tonight try not to think about this blog. I bet you can't.